lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

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shouldnt:

They really need to make capri sun packs bigger.  I’m not fucking 7 anymore.  I am a grown man.  All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it. 

(via sectionpandora)

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eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

(via polarbearsonrollerblades)

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todorokililian:

a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors

(Source: vidonias, via annastoryofmylife)

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eosthetic:

always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier this is crucial

(via ghostmobile)

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floozys:

there’s a lot of unspoken pressure to keep liking the things you used to like and to keep dressing the way you’ve always dressed and to never question what you believe in and basically “be yourself” has slowly morphed into “be what everyone knows you as” but trust me when i say if you just give it up and simply make decisions and take actions based purely on what would make you happy, you’ll gain a very comforting sense of self peace   

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sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

(via terribly-indecisive)

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corporateaccount:

date a girl who is your girlfriend

(via infelicific)

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apersnicketylemon:

'straight passing privilege' and 'cis passing privilege' don't exist. What's happening is called erasure, it’s not privilege, it’s part of oppression and a result of heteronormativity and cisnormativity. It isn’t privilege to have your orientation and gender constantly assumed wrongly, it isn’t a privilege to be erased and treated like you don’t exist.

(via sstubbornlovee)

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buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via realofficialilluminati)

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