Dear Lord please inject me with Beyoncé’s work ethic and motivation amen

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i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha

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why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

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When you cry doggies immediately know something’s wrong and start sighing and if you sit down they gently cuddle you and lick away your tears until you start giggling and I think that’s one of the best things

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Everyday is a reminder why i perfer animals over people. Fuck everyone.

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We are the universe pretending to be individuals. Deepak Chopra   (via milkwolves)

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i have the ugliest body ever i want a refund 

sorry, our returns policy strictly states there must be a fault with the item to return it.

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why do guys on the bus gotta sit with their legs open as wide as possible?
why do guys on the bus expect me to make myself as small as possible so they can be a big as they want?
why do guys act so offended when i dare to take up any space at all? they’re pathetic and weak.

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