babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

(Source: 420dongsquad, via intelligence-is-sexxy)

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begmebabygirl:

Okay if you can’t fuck with a person because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the human form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway

(via theuncommonplace)

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fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

(via intelligence-is-sexxy)

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Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

sashaforthewin:

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

I laughed at this

then I notice it was John Green

then I laughed harder

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christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

(Source: cremebuns, via danicasmash)

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Turn Ons:
  • Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand. 
  • Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it. 
  • Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you. 
  • Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore.

(Source: itskaiii, via tinyforestfairy)

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